"Stop looking! It's all mine!"
"Ah! The satisfaction!"
So after the Boy finished his cone, we took off his pants because he had dripped ice-cream all over it. He felt quite liberated and ran around the house a few times yelling "I am naked!" Then the strange behaviour began. As if in a trance, he grabbed a book and our laundry basket and hunkered down to read... in the basket.
??? What??? Not even Mommy can understand this one.